So, we have started to clean and organize the basement. It has been a huge mess due to all of the ongoing projects that we have been cranking on (with minimal cleaning time).
I picked up a pair of overalls and this giant monster fell out and ran away at about 58.7 mph. I screamed like a little girl...
Once my crying subsided, I grabbed a can of the most caustic chemical I own: gasket remover. This stuff is crazy.. you can see it bubbling on the cement.
I kid you not... this spider was ~3.5 inches in diameter (legs included) and it was fast.
I triple-dog-dare you to click on the above image.
(I can't shake the feeling that something is crawling up my back... I am going to have nightmares tonight.)